Look at this fucking hipster...

besides bein' an awesome website, the title to this post also doubles as a common exclamation one might hear from me at a hipster party.

ya see, i was invited to one of these things a couple weeks ago. i did not fit in:

i did not have on skinny jeans.

i did not smell bad.

i did not have greasy hair and a whack-ass goatee.

i did not drink pbr.

and i did not have a funny hat.

the above are all mandatory attributes of the hipster crowd, which, i don't have to tell you is ironically fucking retarded because hipsters are supposedly all about being 'different'.

uh...

yah.