which got me to thinking: WHY NOT MORE BLACK JESUS!?!?!
the white judeo-christian version of jesus is as fucking dumb as it gets: a meek, hipster, birkenstock-wearin', straight edge new ager with pasty white skin is the jesus of choice? jesus was a jew! from israel! he wasn't white goddamnit!
if i have to have jesus slammed down my throat, i'd rather have black jesus slammed down my throat. wait. uh... that didn't quite sound the way i intended it to. moving on...
black jesus, if nothing else, adds some style and some fun back into a dying franchise... so if jesus creeps into YOUR next conversation, make sure you reference the black jesus -- ONLY -- and that you make a very strong case for the existence of black jesus...
...just for fun.
:-)
Jesus, that "slammed down the throat" bit was fucking awesome!
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