How to not eat grandma
but nowadays i feel that'd be a waste.
if i want to really contribute to society, to science, to progression, then i think i should donate my body to science.
except they make it really fucking hard to donate your body to science.
so if any of you out there find me dead some day, call this guy named manuel mentiras (if you snoop around my apartment you'll find his info) and he'll take care of the rest.