The hot and heavy sex-romp bible
ezekiel liked to talk shit about whores, even use them as drawn-out metaphors that didn't work too well... to which i say, "hey, ezekiel, lay the fuck off, dude! whores are people too!"
EZEKIEL 23, VERSE 19-21 (which describes oholiba the whore as a metaphor for israel)
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
donkey dicks and horse cum.
nice work, bible.