besides bein' an awesome website, the title to this post also doubles as a common exclamation one might hear from me at a hipster party.
ya see, i was invited to one of these things a couple weeks ago. i did not fit in:
i did not have on skinny jeans.
i did not smell bad.
i did not have greasy hair and a whack-ass goatee.
i did not drink pbr.
and i did not have a funny hat.
the above are all mandatory attributes of the hipster crowd, which, i don't have to tell you is ironically fucking retarded because hipsters are supposedly all about being 'different'.
uh...
yah.
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He would wither in the presence of my awesome hipness. And my hat is way cooler!
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