6.24.2010

Remember when porn was a chore?

back in the day, before the internets and world wide web surfing, getting your hands on porn took some actual work.

ya couldn't just fire up the computer and search through bazillions of vids, pics, stories. nope. you had to prepare in advance. and it could be THRILLING at times...

whether it meant snagging your dad's playboys while he was out mowing the yard or watching that vhs tape you 'borrowed' from your uncle's stash without him knowing, making sure everyone was asleep and the sound was turned down... there was a time when porn gazing was a real roller coaster ride.

nowadays, it's like what i assume being married is like: always right there. i can have it whenever i want. but i see something shiny on the other side of the room and suddenly i've lost interest.

of course, alexis love could get me to change my mind about that. ya hear me, alexis?

i'll be waiting...

3 comments:

  1. ...hidden in a black garbage bag in a hollow tree way out in the woods.... good times!

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  2. Marriage is a fucking sham...doesn't matter who the hell it is, how hot they are, or how much you love them, familiarity and the daily toils of living life will ALWAYS have you looking elsewhere...besides, biologically, we are not programmed to be monogamous, period. Monogamy is yet ANOTHER travesty thrust upon us by dipshit religilists.

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  3. agreed. we are programmed to fuck... seriously. why are religious folks so against fucking? jeesh... that should be embraced.

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