I'm getting fat

well, shit.

when i quit smoking i acquired a monstrous appetite.

i started jogging but i'm too lazy (and cheap) to join a gym and actually tone up.

did i mention that i drink a lot of beer?

so yeah. now i'm gettin' a beer gut. and my face is chubbin' up. and i complain about it a lot.

i don't really like things the way they are, but i'm also not motivated enough to make any drastic changes, because i feel like nothing will work anyway.

then again, how will i know if i never try? and since when did i become a fucking lame-ball defeatist!?!?!

there, i think i just figured out my solution in 9 sentences!!!!