I'm getting fat
when i quit smoking i acquired a monstrous appetite.
i started jogging but i'm too lazy (and cheap) to join a gym and actually tone up.
did i mention that i drink a lot of beer?
so yeah. now i'm gettin' a beer gut. and my face is chubbin' up. and i complain about it a lot.
i don't really like things the way they are, but i'm also not motivated enough to make any drastic changes, because i feel like nothing will work anyway.
then again, how will i know if i never try? and since when did i become a fucking lame-ball defeatist!?!?!
there, i think i just figured out my solution in 9 sentences!!!!