Try tradin' places... it's fun

if i could be anyone else for a day, it'd be a real close toss-up between albert pujols and usher.

in the end, i think usher would win... cuz albert's jesus-lovin' dribble would eventually tire me.

this is one of my favorite usher tunes... the lyrics are so fucking stupid (grape jelly?), but he finds a way to make them sound fucking fantastic, which is a true testament to the man's talent.

also, i'm sure he gets lots of tail. i think i could handle living like that.