My name is patrick bateman...

last summer i joined one of those online dating websites. i got lucky with it early on, and then it's been suffering ever since. i might get one response for every 50-60 chicks i message. and that's just the first message. often that's all you get.

i'm starting to wonder if it's 'cuz i have bret easton ellis' murderous mayhem social critique turned novel, american psycho, listed as one of my favorite books.