just think about how much more interesting this story would be if jesus were a flamboyant pre-teen who wanted to be a magician when he grew up.
eat my flesh and drink my fucking blood, bitches!!!
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Who is this?
- Zelig Skykiller
- The Chi, ILL, United States
- i write the world... among other things. it's over 4 billion years old, so there's a lot of shit to write... and i like getting your emails: skygodblog@gmail.com
An orderly listing of the shit i've written
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- Just read the fucking thing
- Heart broken
- But look how far we've cum!
- Lunchablez
- Blowin' my mind
- An odd way around the language barrier
- Lip burned
- Oh to be young and dumb again
- Fuck yeah friday!
- The quest for bleach
- Outnumbered, silenced and jaded
- Exploiting a child for the sake of stupid
- And now for this public service announcement:
- Heroic gifs part 2
- Heroic gifs part 1
- Fear mongering
- Go military go!
- Off to delusionoid city!!!
- And now for this important safety announcement:
- Waking up from the dream
- The best damn thing i've read in a long, long time
- So delusional that they actually can be that sure
- Figured it out
- I finally know what i wanna be when i grow up
- More insanity pumped up by the "press"
- Revolution
- Being aware sucks sometimes
- Check out libertopia
- A really fucking bad joke
- Here kitty kitty
- Why do they still have their jobs?
- A sam harris inspired thought
- My version of the last supper
- A maggot under an electron microscope
- I can haz that!
- I can haz that!
- Fuck that, IGNORE
- Does he look like a bitch?
- "Keep ya head up"
- I can haz that!
- Slow down, pay attention and take note of how litt...
- Box a motherfucker
- What would grandma think
- Bring on the wet places, ima itchin t'slip!
- I love indian food!
- Thanks, google! this may be the best explanation i...
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"But, but I don't want any of that. I'd rather just...rather just sing."
ReplyDelete"Stop that. Stop that. You're not going into a song while I'm here."
Hey, if you look closely there just might be some coconut shells on that table. I'm just sayin'...
DO IT! go into a song!!! i beg you to!
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