Good grief, my countrymen embarrass me AGAIN!

what the fuck is wrong with you, america!?!? now we're banning holding hands in school? fucking HOLDING HANDS!?!?

get a grip!

there is nothing wrong with holding hands, whether it be between friends, boyfriend/girlfriend, boyfriend/boyfriend, girlfriend/girlfriend and every-fucking-thing in between.  the only thing that is wrong is your consistent leaning towards an ignorant, evangelical, zombie mind control worldview!

get a fucking grip!