7.16.2011

Not a joke, but it should be

by now, it's quite obvious how ridiculous the catholic church is. they're into pedophilia coverups, racism, sexism... they hate the gays... and they do crazy shit like say they're drinking the blood of jeebus.

a female friend of mine is going to be in a catholic wedding soon and she has just been informed that all of the bridesmaids (she's one of them) have to find an accessory to cover their shoulders during the service because this particular parish FORBIDS bare shoulders.

sure, makes total sense. bare female shoulders almost ALWAYS leads to MEN EVERYWHERE JERKING OFF IN UNISON, LUSTING AND PERFORMING ODD SEX ACTS LIKE RABID ANIMALS LOCKED UP FOR CENTURIES FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE FAIRER SEX.

give me a fucking break, catholic church. you are so fucking full of yourselves, so fucking blind to reality, to progress, to ANYTHING that makes sense in our modern world.

you're not in the saving business, you're in the fucking mind control business.

you make me fucking sick.

4 comments:

  1. Forbidding bare shoulders and covered (with a condom) penises are about equally insane. I'd trade some bare shoulders for some bare breasts, if we are negotiating here. ;)

    Maybe they could decide to forbid bare noses and everyone would have to wear a big red clown nose in church. It could only be an improvement. But religions aren't known for their rationality, are they?

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  2. So...if showing bare shoulder at church will get the congregation all riled up could flashing some vag cause an all out orgy?

    I may have to do some field work to answer this question.

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  3. i am all for this field work. git er done!!!

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