Texas gals

stupid may run rampant in texas (there are tea party signs every-fucking-where), but something can still be said for the abundance of awesome that is texas women.

i assure you, this is not hyperbole.

polite (very, very polite), well spoken (for the most part),  manicured (this aspect jumps out at me)... it just seems that, compared to the sorts i tend to meet in the Chi, there is something more magical and sweet and nurturing about the texas female.

of course, this is all based around my own, unique experiences. nothing scientific here. just my own opinion (which tends to always be right ;-)

i've been coming down here a few times a year for several years now, and i'm always impressed. always. i can walk right into a two-steppin' bar, march up to the most beautiful woman in the whole joint, and say: "hello, maam. would you like to dance?"

i haven't been turned down yet. (NOTE: if she's with a man, i don't bother; that would just be dumb)

the bigger, more debatable issue (and one i've been schooled on many, many times) is which ones to go for: A&M grads or UT grads.... you be the judge:


  1. Mmmmmm! Nice!

    You ever heard that Hank Williams Jr. song "Texas Women"?

    I have to admit, though, that I just LOVE Pennsylvania girls, too. In my experience, they are lots more horizontally accessible. ;) Or, maybe it was just the fact that I was a novelty in that region.

    1. maybe its just the fact that your a dumbass in the texas region

  2. Take one of each. You'll get great sex AND a bitchin' cat fight.