Two angels come to see Lot in Sodom... Lot lets Sodomites gang rape his daughters... then he fucks his own daughers later...

so there's this book in the bible called genesis and it tells some crazy ass stories and one of the most fucked up tales is about this fella (his name is Lot), he's a righteous dude who god -- the SKY GOD! -- likes.

one day god sends these angels down to Lot's crib (this is all found in Genesis 18 & 19 by the way, i'm not fucking kidding, this is all in there) and they're there to sniff out whether or not there is any good left in Sodom.  anyway, while they're gettin' settled in, all the people of the town come to Lot's crib and knock on the door. here's where we'll pick up the story:

"Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, that we may know them."

"know them" meaning the euphemistic "fuck them" as the bible is famously known for. Lot wasn't about to piss off god -- yes the SKY GOD! -- so he came up with a plan:

"Lot went out of the door to the men, shut the door after him, ⁷ and said, 'I beg you, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. ⁸ Behold, I have two daughters who have not known man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please; only do nothing to these men, for they have come under the shelter of my roof.'"

in other words, Lot's sayin': sorry dirty ass, sodomites... i won't let you ass-fuck these kind men (angels, they are often translated as angels... duh the angels that god sent down to inspect the world, cuz an omnipotent god surely needs some other entitity to do the work he should be able to do effortlessly????) ... no, i won't let you have your way with these angels, but feel free to go ahead and fuck the shit out of my virgin daughters. hell, gang rape them both all day and all night long if ya want. whatevs. just as long as you don't piss off god.

SKY GOD!

but this is just when it starts to get good. see, after all that... god blows up Sodom (and gommorah) and Lot is forced to go up in the hills outside of Zo'ar. he hides in a cave with his daughters. the daughters, who, come on, let's face it: are probably not thinkin' straight after getting GANG RAPED by the whole town... the daughters decide they need to help their FATHER -- yes their OWN FATHER -- relax... by getting him drunk:

"'Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve offspring through our father.' ³³ So they made their father drink wine that night; and the first-born went in, and lay with her father; he did not know when she lay down or when she arose. ³⁴ And on the next day, the first-born said to the younger, "Behold, I lay last night with my father; let us make him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve offspring through our father." ³⁵ So they made their father drink wine that night also; and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose. ³⁶ Thus both the daughters of Lot were with child by their father."

yep. pretty sure you read that right.

we go from dissuading the mob from anally raping boy-angels by offering them the opportunity to gang rape an old dude's virgin daughters, to him actually getting wasted and then fucking his own daughters later...

to end up with some incest baby.

dude, the bible is so full of shit.