JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T LEARN THIS IN GRADE SCHOOL:
step 1
first three letters of your last name plus first two letters of your last name =
your jedi first name
step 2
first two letters of your mother's maiden name plus the first three letters of the town where you were born =
your jedi last name
step 3
write that shit down
Hello Lunje Ho-qui. I am Ausri Stode. May the force be with you.
ReplyDeleteah...yes...young Ausri Stode, strike me down with all your hate and your journey to the darkside WILL... BE... COMPLETE.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm freakin old...Star Wars hadn't even come out yet when I was in grade school. But thanks, I'm always looking for creative Internet sock-puppets!
ReplyDelete-- Jonjo Eddal
Jonjo Eddal sounds pretty bad ass. definitely not jar-jar binks territory. pretty sure jonjo would slay the shit out of THAT lucas fail.
ReplyDelete...and after Jonjo slayed the annoying beast, he'd roast him up into a tasty kabob, with a succulent dipping sauce served in a half-shell Ewok skull.
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