See, there was this guy named Horus...

...he was born in a cave in egypt, from a virgin, right around the winter solstice... like december 21st or something.

his birth was heralded by a big ass star in the sky.

all these shepherds were there to watch and give him stuff. and kings came too.

anyway, he grew up and got these people to follow him and he baptized people and then he was murdered by the powers that be.

DOES THAT SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR!?!?!?!

sometimes i have to scream so people will hear me.