"Melegona"

sometimes my buddy (his name is Pie) and i get together, get fucked up and make up words. one of us writes the new word on a flashcard and the other writes the definition on the back.

here's the most recent find:

Melegona
-noun
1. a word that is often confused for a medical condition
2. a proper name that sounds like a medical condition

Example:

who names their kid Chancer? oh. Donna Ria. no wonder. the Gaul-Stohn family is full of melegonas.