Dope ass shit

when i was living in china and was working at vertex in beijing (2001 or 2002 or something; it's all a vodka haze now) i had a lot of free time on my hands. i'd sit in the production office and create "art" on the paint program in windows. i totally forgot about them. then recently, my dad sent me a disc that had a bunch of old files on it, including those digital masterpieces.

so now...

i present to you...

some dope ass shit:

 

 

 

 

 

yep. i thought those were pretty cool too.

my fave is the frumpy naked chick with no feet and no hands oddly shaped tits and no face cuz nothing is more sad than a frumpy naked chick with no feet and no hands oddly shaped tits and no face.

thanks dad!