Van damme: at least the dude knows his place

from badass action flick star, to pathetic drunk, van damme has run the gamut of hollyweird perception.

and now he's made the best career move possible: being in these high-fucking-larious coors commercials.

since it tastes like cold horse piss, i still won't buy coors, but if it came down to that and natty light i might consider it now.