That shit would creep me out...

okay... so...

to a 'believer'... jesus is there with you always.

when you take a shit... when you jerk off to an alexis love three-way... when you're latherin' up in the shower...

jesus is right there next to ya. and that's comforting???

sorry, y'all. to me that's a) fucking disgusting b) a fucking invasion of privacy and c) fucking unnecessary.

if jesus already knows everything about everything all the fucking time then why must he be there next to you when you deal with that extra spicy pho you ordered at tram ng's last night?

fo rilz.

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