Christians actin' like they know shit

the friendly atheist ran a great article the other day reporting on the hilarious nature of christians acting like they know about things, even though there's no way in hell (real or not) that they could know about these things.


how did the universe begin?

accurate answer: evidence suggests there was a “big bang“… what happened before that? we may never know.

christian answer: god created it.

that's like a teacher asking a child: "who is the president of the united states?", and he answers with "boba fett."

the teacher knows this can't be right (based on what she and the rest of the ENTIRE LEARNED WORLD know to be fact) so she asks the child to prove that, indeed, the president of the united states is boba fett and he replies with:

"go fuck yourself, teacher. i know it's boba fett cuz i have faith it's boba fett."

no facts. no research. no study. no inquiry.

it just fucking is.

well that ain't fucking good enough, christians. it just ain't good enough.

so ya better try again.

1 comment:

  1. Isaiah 41 BRING forth your IDOLS did they PREACH to you see they can’t speak they can’t DO ANYTHING all they do is cause confusion. Psalms 115 and Psalms 135 their IDOLS are FALSE can't speak can't hear can't smell and those that make them shall become like them. Jeremiah 10 they nail their IDOL down like a scarecrow it can't move can't speak can't move must be carried these are nothing but the WORK of CON men. John 10 Jesus Christ says his sheep hear his voice and another voice thy will not follow and if another person tries to preach to them they WILL FLEE from him. Jeremiah 5 the priests bear rule on their own authority what will you do when your judged my word is not inside them. Now here is the kicker john 5 son of man voice goes back in time Mathew 16 Jesus Christ claims to be the son of man. 1 Cor 2 mind of CHRIST preached internally and John 16 says the spirit of truth comes in the future. Ezekiel 13 lying prophets of ISRAEL my word is not inside them saying god says god says god says wrote hoping mankind would CONFIRM their WORDS. all of this is EASILY verifiable