7.09.2010

WTF is wrong with playboy?

so, let me get this straight: the portuguese arm of playboy magazine allowed erotic pics of hot chicks hangin' with jesus a la the famous novel by jose saramago, in which a promiscuous, imperfect, faulty jesus is explored... and because they allowed this... the playboy corporation is now firing them all and closing down the portugal division?

uh... why? 'cuz they did something... risque?

something... sexy?

something... cool?

HELLO!?

FUCKFACES!

YOU'RE PLAYBOY!!! YOUR JOB IS TO SHOW TITS AND ASS AND CAUSE CONTROVERSY.

BUT instead, you can those who do good work CUZ YOU DON'T WANNA PISS OFF SKY DADDY JESUCRISTO LOVERS!?! PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN FAR-FETCHED LIES THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD?!?

once again, larry flynt... fucking genius.

(thx to C for the story)
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2 comments:

  1. Kent McManigalJuly 9, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    It's not like the Christians will like Playboy (openly, anyway) more for taking this action. Altering your behavior to appease those who hate you is silly and pointless.
    Unless they fear that god/Jesus really does exist and will smite them for the pics.

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  2. Zelig SkykillerJuly 9, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    exactly. why pander to people who aren't your audience anyway? unless...

    they, like you suggest, fear the all knowing sky daddy.

    what-the-fuck-ever.

    HUSTLER!

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