greta christina is fucking cool. i like her. she's a great writer.
and she wrote this piece about an outlandish porn ultimatum a woman gave her boyfriend, that if he didn't stop watching porn she would leave him.
what a fucking bitch.
no one -- NO FUCKING ONE -- has any business telling me what i can and can't do on my own, private time, as long as i'm not hurting anyone or damaging one's property. those who try to meddle in such matters become personal enemies of mine... often for life.
i dated (wasted my time with) this one girl for over a year and she at one point broke up with me because she discovered (by going through my internet browser's history behind my back) that i had been *GASP* watching PORNOGRAPHY.
oh, no... really? me? a man? ya don't say? me? i watched porn? on the internet? oh shit... holy shit. oh no, no, no, fuck me. FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDER!!!
and get the fuck out of my life.
5.11.2010
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Anyone who goes through another person's private business and is then offended by what they find is a meddlesome idiot.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate Truth #5: Girls don't want to hear the truth. They want you to tell them what they *want* to hear, and then make it true.
Males are biologically and psychologically programmed to seek out naked females. Any female who doesn't like that is just out of luck. She can accept the truth, or she can find a guy who will lie to her about it. The ones who accept the truth and enjoy it are AWESOME.
totally agree, kent. totally agree.
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