this passage (you can read the whole thing by clickin' the link above) basically tells us how saul gave his daughter to david, how david was allowed to become king.
it's a fucking joke.
y'see, david was a good guy (sorta)... but like so many of us, he was a poor boy. no money. couldn't afford the big dowry that a king's daughter (in this case michal) would certainly require.
no money? dontcha fuckin' worry, davey. king saul's got a mighty proposition for ya in verse 25:
"the king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies."
actually, this was a trick, to get david to be killed by the philistines. i mean, who's gonna let some fucking asshole jerkwad come up and rip his foreskin off, let alone ONE HUNDRED FUCKING FORESKINS.
well, david did just that. times two. david wasn't fuckin' around. he wanted to bang michal, and if it took one hundred philistine foreskins to do it, fuck it, he gave the king TWO HUNDRED FUCKING FORESKINS.
now, is that not the dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard? you expect me to believe this shit? this is fucking crazy. if i wrote that shit in a book now and tried to sell the idea as truth people would laugh in my face.
but in this case, all ya gotta do is stay in a motel 6 and you'll find this story in a drawer on your nightstand... pushed as the way, the truth, the light.
i'd let the dallas cowboys ass fuck me for weeks straight before i admitted to any of that shit being anywhere NEAR the way, truth, light.
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