Bull punch that bitch! i'm american!
as an american living in china, the top three questions asked of me from the native chinese were as follows:
3. do you know michael jordan?
2. how many mansions do you have?
1. how many guns do you own?
by the end of my four years there i was telling people i had three pistols, two machine guns, a cannon and a howitzer... that i owned a condo in every state and four of those neighbored condos owned by... yep, you guessed it... michael fucking jordan.
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