5.22.2010

Bull punch that bitch! i'm american!

here's a bit of randomness:

as an american living in china, the top three questions asked of me from the native chinese were as follows:

3. do you know michael jordan?

2. how many mansions do you have?

1. how many guns do you own?

by the end of my four years there i was telling people i had three pistols, two machine guns, a cannon and a howitzer... that i owned a condo in every state and four of those neighbored condos owned by... yep, you guessed it... michael fucking jordan.

(image via engrish funny)

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