There once was a basset hound...

... that was born of a virgin basset bitch. her stud, a carpenter basset named joe, was kinda pissed, but he got over it once he found out there were a lot of free doggie bones in it for him if he kept his fucking mouth shut.


we had a basset hound growing up. it was fucking jesus-like. except, y'know, none of the crazy stuff.

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