Keep telling people about Lot fucking his dumb whorish daughters

so i was at a party the other night and having had a few drinks (it doesn't take much, believe me) i found myself in the unusual position of wanting to talk to strangers. about religion. of all fucking things.

but i didn't bring it up. i promise.

10-15 minutes into it and the conversation is rolling along... and somehow i mention that crazy fucking story of Lot that i like to tell. you know, the one in the fucking bible. yeah. that one.

to my surprise. no one had heard that story.

ever the performer, i told that story... and i told that fucking story... and i TOLD THAT MUTHAFUCKIN' STORY BITCHES! i built it and built it and BAM had the entire crowd!

high five. it was like old times.

and they all became non-believers after that.

the universe...

wins.