Bold face liar
"well, she really just prayed about it."
"uh... okay. but what did she do? diet? exercise? surgery? what?"
"she didn't do any of that. she just prayed about it."
"she just... prayed about it. prayed about it?"
"yeah. god's work is amazing."
(uh-MAY-zing. this fucking bitch. what, is she fucking nuts?)
"you mean to tell me she just prayed about it and she lost the weight? like magic? 200 pounds gone?"
"you're a liar."
"no. why would i lie about god's work?"
"you're a fucking liar. a delusional fucking cracked out liar." (i'm chuckling in disbelief as i say this)
"did you see the wire?" she quickly changed the subject.
they are real. they are crazy. they are fucking everywhere.
and they will destroy this planet some day.