11.03.2010

Dumb, dumb, dumb

at the risk of sounding like my father, let me just say that i simply don't get kids these days.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

if i had one bit of advice i could give a young, impressionable teen boy it'd be this: don't date christians.

but if i could add in my other two cents i'd also say:

never turn down the chance to fuck (because you never know when it might be your last) ...

..and...

really, i'm serious. don't date christians.
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3 comments:

  1. Browncoat LibertarianNovember 3, 2010 at 3:25 PM

    Note: If she is the Christian, then he's probably figured out that "sex" to her means kissing "with a little tongue" while listening to some MercyMe.

    Advantage: Basketball.

    :^)

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  2. Zelig SkykillerNovember 3, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    i dunno, browncoat. the catholic version of christians tend to be down for about anything... but the batshit crazy part makes 'em not really worth the trouble... in my humble (yet correct) opinion ;-)

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  3. Kent McManigalNovember 4, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    I regret every time I ever turned down sex, for whatever silly reason, and I am determined to never make that mistake again. I accept and will deal with the consequences.

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