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Jesus hates the cubs

this is a video my buddy and i (his name is Theo) made for my hit baseball-politico blog... ya know, the one where i can't write this crazy ass shit... you can also read it *here*



anyway, though the beat was ripped off the interwebs somewhere, the lyrics and performances are all original.

my friend (his name is James) plays jesus.

oh no. wait. i mean, no... that's the real jesus.

jesus rocks in this vid.

jesus fucking rocks!

MindyDangerstyle says this "is the funniest thing I have ever seen."

my friend (his name is Theo) put it together and i have a bit part in it. goes best with a nice 18 year...

Bonerjamz epiphany

on monday nights my friends and i play pub trivia in the south loop.

we are team bonerjamz.

we are awesome.

and tonight they had some lady there selling raffle tickets to support and fund research for sick kids with cancer.

i bought a ticket.

another buddy of mine (his name is Theo) bought two tickets.

and then a third guy (let's call him Jerod cuz that's his name) said something i'll never forget cuz it's something we rarely think of but perhaps ought to:

"what if the kid my money saves grows up to murder me?"

bonerjamz!