Funny ad nauseum

there are some things that will just always be funny. no matter what. they just are.

forever.

for my dad, it's farting. that will always make him laugh. ALWAYS. he will be on his death bed, with all of us kids around, and he'll scoot one and laugh himself to death. i just know it.

but for me it's 'that's what she said'. i have been busting myself up with this one since i discovered the easy trick of innuendo from shakespeare in middle school, and when the office's michael scott brought the phrase back to life it sorta ruined my thunder... but i ain't sweatin' it.

'cuz when i bring it hard it brings me so much joy.

(that's what she said!)

Another reason why sue sylvester is the funniest fictional character since michael scott

managed to catch this screengrab during an early episode in season two.

i must thank my ole pal, A, for gettin' me on the glee train.

there. i fucking said it. i like glee.

so what.

Everybody has a toby...

...mine just happens to be millions of religious zealots.

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Shy chica

there's this super hot chick i see around my neighborhood.

she's perfect. for me. just perfect.

yet, every single time i stop and speak to her she just smiles past me, like i'm not even there; and what's worse is that she still looks hot while she's doing it.

here she is:

gorgeous eyes. beautiful smile. lots of money.

fucking perfect.

yes, this is very reminiscent of that episode of the office where michael scott falls in love with the chair catalogue chick... whom dwight later finds out is actually dead.

my love is probably dead too.

at least, that's what i'm gonna tell myself until tax season is over and she moves the fuck away.

This image of michael scott says so, so much