Miracles my ass

humans can be real fucking stupid sometimes. such stupidity is well represented by the insane clown posse in their song 'miracles'. if you listen to this song, you will realize that everything they are talking about can be explained fairly easily, that these events are not 'miracles'.

• the pyramids
• rainbows
• mars
• water, fire, air or dirt
• solar eclipses

of course, the above is just a sampling of what ICP dubs a 'miracle', but you can clearly see that they are fucking retarded.

yet the really scary issue is this: most people think exactly like they do.

if we don't understand it, we assume something greater than us is responsible. well that's just lazy ass bullshit. come on, people. stop being a slave to dogmatic make-believe!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

(thanks to jerod for the vid link from way back when)

Celestial rape

i've been thinking about the ecstasy of st. theresa lately.

obviously bernini knew a thing or two about orgasming women. i still can't look at this sculpture without gettin' a woody. so yeah, we all know it's a pretty badass piece of art.

and i know it's supposed to symbolize the rapture of being intimate with "god" and all that shit but you'd have to be completely retarded not look at it and at some point say to yourself: "oh, yeah, okay. i get it. she's gettin' fucked by god."

'cuz that's what it looks like... bein' in a chapel and all.

so, from my understanding, that would make this masterpiece a snapshot of celestial...

thanks to jerod for the rape gif!

Bonerjamz epiphany

on monday nights my friends and i play pub trivia in the south loop.

we are team bonerjamz.

we are awesome.

and tonight they had some lady there selling raffle tickets to support and fund research for sick kids with cancer.

i bought a ticket.

another buddy of mine (his name is Theo) bought two tickets.

and then a third guy (let's call him Jerod cuz that's his name) said something i'll never forget cuz it's something we rarely think of but perhaps ought to:

"what if the kid my money saves grows up to murder me?"

bonerjamz!