Something that tickles me nuts!

so when peoples iz searchin' the interwebs and stumble across SKY GOD!, the above terms are the top ones leading them here.

sounds about right.

HOT DANG!

Lil wayne's thoughts after reading the bible in the joint

"I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he'd be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool."

(rolling stones link)

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dude, lil wayne, i totally feel ya. that thing is FULL of some CRAZY ASS STORIES YO! first a bush is a bush, then it's on fire... TALKING! then there's a huge ass flood that covers the planet in water and eventually it dried up without leaving ANY geological evidence. and don't even GET me started on god's power trip where he tells abraham to kill HIS OWN FUCKING SON!

there's a million of dem crazy ass stories in there, dude. or, a "mili" as you'd say...

Fucking badass

More black jesus please

sometimes when i enter the 'tags' or 'labels' for a post via blogger, some subliminal forces seem to be at work. for example, when i want to tag "jesus", blogger assumes i mean "black jesus"... sometimes i do, but not often enough.

which got me to thinking: WHY NOT MORE BLACK JESUS!?!?!

the white judeo-christian version of jesus is as fucking dumb as it gets: a meek, hipster, birkenstock-wearin', straight edge new ager with pasty white skin is the jesus of choice? jesus was a jew! from israel! he wasn't white goddamnit!

if i have to have jesus slammed down my throat, i'd rather have black jesus slammed down my throat. wait. uh... that didn't quite sound the way i intended it to. moving on...

black jesus, if nothing else, adds some style and some fun back into a dying franchise... so if jesus creeps into YOUR next conversation, make sure you reference the black jesus -- ONLY -- and that you make a very strong case for the existence of black jesus...

...just for fun.

:-)

"Repeat it after me, bitch!"

i don't expect you to watch this whole thing...

but if ya wanna laugh yer ass off, i'd suggest watching at least a minute or two.

"are ya laughin' now, beotch?"

420

(via hwcbn)

Bring back Black Moses

 

i don't know what happened to the idea of black moses, but i know one thing: there just ain't enough of it.

there should be more.

so i am doing my part.

shit.  that's black jesus, not black moses.

i suck at this shit.