You can have your delusional meatland

the delusionoids just LOVE to pick and choose which parts of the precious bible they believe to be true. they like to pick and choose what's metaphorical, what's contextual, etc... except, the delusionoids can't even agree among themselves what's what.

meanwhile, people with working brains see it for what it is:

COMPLETE BULLSHIT

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Goddamnit! more badass stormtroopin!

is it me or have the internets been ablaze with badass muthafuckin' stormtrooper pics lately?!?

they're everywhere!!!

i think someone needs to start photoshoppin' stormtroopers into biblical story scenes.

haha. stormtrooper moses talkin' to burning bush. haha.

if that happens i would just shit.

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Bring back Black Moses

 

i don't know what happened to the idea of black moses, but i know one thing: there just ain't enough of it.

there should be more.

so i am doing my part.

shit.  that's black jesus, not black moses.

i suck at this shit.