for as long as i can remember i've doubted my capabilities as a parent. i'm not a parent, so that's okay... but I still think about it: how my selfish lifestyle would make parenting difficult, how much i dislike diapers, how just the faintest scent of vomit makes me wanna die.
then i was watching t.v. one day and realized that people like me can be parents too:
in that mom's defense, she put the mac-n-cheese on the table. she should be able to eat as much of it as she wants.