Quick! Somebody kill tiger woods

...because he broke sky daddy's rules, man:

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.
Deuteronomy 22:22

so, according to god (and don't you christians go pickin' and chooosin' which parts of the bible you hold as fact), tiger must be murdered... ethan hawke must be murdered... hell, every politician should probably be murdered too...

'cuz they're all cheaters. ALL OF 'EM!

the bible is nonsensical bullshit.

WAKE UP!