4.19.2010

No national day of prayer means no national day of porn

that's right.

our government actually did something smart for a change by shooting down the idea of establishing a national day of prayer, finding it unconstitutional.

well good for you, government. you did the right thing. because proclaiming a national day of prayer would be fucking unconstitutional... just as me spearheading a movement to institute a national day of porn -- a day where every man, woman, child and president would have to recognize the art form known as PORNOGRAPHY.

i keep my beliefs, my likes, my hobbies to myself.

keep your fucking spaghetti monsters and the wishes you ask him for out of my secular (and happy) life.

1 comment:

  1. Fortunately we can choose to celebrate our own personal day of porn every day.

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