"Petriphulous"

sometimes my buddy (his name is Pie) and i get together, get fucked up and make up words. one of us writes the new word on a flashcard and the other writes the definition on the back.

another:

Petriphulous
-adjective
1. pertaining to things your dad 'doesn't get' or understand

Example:


i have more petriphulous hobbies than most people: fantasy baseball, fantasy football, fantasy breakfast.