Killing each other over imaginary friends

israel is now warning jews in the united states that iran is targeting them in a series of possible attacks.

same fucking ignorant story.

my imaginary friend is bigger and better than your imaginary friend.

for those religious moderates who still say we should just allow everyone to believe whatever it is they want, and let them do whatever it is they want to do when it comes to praising invisible sky daddies because it's IMPOLITE to pass judgement on such delusional idiocy, i ask you, AGAIN, are you ready to die because of these rampant running looney tunes!?!?!?

instead of allowing this sort of bloodshed to flourish, we should be focusing on educating the masses and informing them exactly why their delusions are not only asinine, but more important: DEADLY.

we wouldn't let some crazy math teacher run around telling our kids that 2+2=5 just because some nonsensical old book his daddy's daddy's daddy wrote during the bronze age said so.

WAKE.

UP.

Preach it, chuck!

now, isn't that inspiring? he left out the parts of how the delusional religious factions are pissing in the pool of progress, but otherwise this is an inspiring message that still stands today.

The truth about lightsabers

to be completely honest, i have thought about this scenario. more than once.

many times, in fact.

in college, in anticipation of episode one coming to the big screen, my nerdy college buddies and i all stocked up on lightsaber weaponry. during our many battles, i was nicked, scraped and sometimes full on bloodied with those fluorescent plastic tubes.

WHAT IF THEY WERE REAL?!?!

i wouldn't have lasted more than a few minutes. just turning the damn thing on would be a hazard. (though not as much of a suicide-inducing hazard as actually watching episode one).

(pie chart via skull swap)

(lightsaber duel image via my real life scrapbook. yes, that's a 12 years younger me squatting, going for the KILL)

The church, the military... all discriminatory fucks

WHO... THE... FUCK... CARES!?!?

seriously.

if i'm in a war and i have ten men and women out there fighting under my command, the LAST fucking thing i'm gonna be concerned about it is what sort of hole each individual likes to get off on.

why is the military (or any institution for that matter) so concerned with sexual preference?

doesn't seem like it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

i know jesus/god/sky-daddy says he'll forgive you if you sin and all that, no prob... BUT if you're a dude and you like butt-sex with other dudes, you're fucked. sorry. jesus will forgive you for murdering your mother and father while they sleep, but he really doesn't want you to get a b.j. from your neighbor jack.

yeah. sure. makes sense.

if you're fucking stupid.