And now for more heartbreak...

...we turn to this perfect specimen of female:

i.

am.

in.

LOVE.

of course, this isn't the first time i've fallen in love with a picture on the interwebs. i haven't been able to shake *this one* for well over a year.

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Badass fix

This woman could have the head of a rabid wildebeast...

... and i'd still make her my wife.

probably.

maybe.

let me think about it.

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also, i'm pretty sure i've posted this pic before. oh well.

Table for three, please

(i would write something clever here but, um... i'm not thinking clearly and i need to go now. SEE YA!)

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Hello and good mornin!

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Somebody please make this happen

throw in an almost naked slave leia and i'm seein' this movie a bazillion times!

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Did i say boys boxer-briefs on a chick were unattractive?

well strike me down and call me vicki vale!

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This has premature ejaculation written all over it

i mean, say ms. batman undies and i... say we get to the stage of undressing where i discover this....

well, shit. gimme five minutes i'll be good to go again.

wow.

*note: interesting how the male mind works, isn't it? i mean, this woman could have a swine head and i still wouldn't have noticed.

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But i don't have any more clean towels!!!

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Um... this hot bat girl should have her own show. I will co-star. If she's willing.

i hate to say it, but she makes that whole goth thing look pretty damn good!!!

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I totally know how ya feel, batman

i mean, i won't go as far as to say i 'hate' someone, especially someone i was once intimate with, because i don't. i don't hate people (maybe islamic terrorists, but that's about it). still, some breakups hurt more than others and the only thing one can do to shield himself from the pain is to say fuck it and totally disassociate with her all together. it's the only way.

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Just when ya thought ya were bonjerjammed out on hot batman-shirt-wearin' chicas...

oh.

fuck.

me.

now THAT oughta wake yer ass up this morning!!!

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oKAY, AN ENCORE

I fucking love batman (or, I owe myself, and my readers, this...)

from the subtly (and aptly) titled hot chicks in batman shirts blog.

A great new bonerjam!

lots of times i like to keep my favorite websites to myself, so i can hoard all their primal goodness for me me me!!! not knowing if others in the universe have even a clue.

but then, sometimes, i can't help but share.

and right now it would be a goddamn fucking shame if i didn't let you know about hot chicks in batman shirts. here are some samples. hide that bonerjam... if you can. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All hail the bat

if forced to choose a savior between a wimpy, hippie, effeminate smooth talker and a billionaire bad ass with a bat fetish, i think we all know my choice.

fuck.

yeah.

Ok, this one time i'm cool with this cat...

... it has style. and i like that.