They're all sick fucks

rick perry is a fucking loony bin. he believes fairy tales and encourages the people of his state to find solutions to their problems by begging his invisible friends (or is jesus, god and the holy ghost the same fucking thing???). this much is true. i've already mentioned it. many times.

but being a loony bin delusionoid isn't a prerequisite to being a prick.

being a politician, however, is (in my opinion anyway).

look at this fucker's smirky grin as he spins shit around with his smarmy accent and product aided hair pomp.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS MOTHERFUCKER GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT WHETHER YOU, JOE BLOW, HAVE A FUCKING JOB? DO YOU REALLY THINK HE CARES WHETHER YOU'RE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR MORTGAGE PAYMENTS?

i don't care if his name is obama, perry or abraham fucking lincoln. at the end of the day, the rich suit directing traffic doesn't care about you, or me.

money. power. toys.

that's what they care about. and having once been on the side of the fence where we make excuses for these shitheads, i now proudly proclaim that you'll be much better off as a local level progressive than waiting for these assholes to fix shit.

'cuz they just keep making the problems bigger and bigger and bigger and...

I wish i were a lil bit taller

when i was a kid, i yearned to be an abe lincoln impersonator. i grew up in west central illinois, where abe is GOD, and my ability to memorize his speeches came in quite handy as a youth.

of course, my dreams were shattered when i never grew an inch over 5'8.

oh well. not everyone can rock the look like this guy.

still not sure which is more awesome, this dude, or this dude's custom tee.

(wtf is the kid on the tee doin'? wearin?)

(image via tcd)