I still love you, natalie

i love women of all shapes and sizes, but i have the most experience with the petite variety, and i must admit that i hold a special place in my heart for small gals. i am only 5'8 myself, so i guess my psyche probably gets off on being bigger than my mate; plus, for me, sex is more fun when you can pick your partner up and throw her around like a baton.

which is really just a long way of declaring (again) my undying love for natalie portman.

married and pregnant.

I FUCKIN MISSED THE BOAT!

Um, i don't recall asking for an erection killer

how dare those bastards!?! i don't care what point they're trying to make, they took my beautiful, beautiful bride (to be) and pissed all over her.

THEY WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Please let hollywood & the music biz find a way...

... to make this a reality.

they were able to give me chocolate covered bacon...

they were able to give me natalie portman in a lesbian sex scene...

givin' me the dark side of the death star should be no prob.

While we're on the subject...

... of natalie... well, i saw this girl who looked like her the other night. i was pretty speechless.

my friend recently reminded me of this natalie gem... a gem that still gets me all hot and bothered.

WHAAAAT!

Yes, i will be having three of these please.

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