Embarrassment of morons

the complete moronic state of our society has left me with a hoarse voice. hoarse in real life and hoarse via the interwebs.

i feel like throwing my hands up in the air and saying I FUCKING QUIT, YOU FUCKING MINDLESS, INVISIBLE SKY DADDY LOVING TWERPS.

it seems like every single day there is a new wave, a new attack on logic and reason being waged. sometimes the battlefield is a school. sometimes it's a woman's womb. honestly, the "war zone" can be any-fucking-where these days.

today it just happens to be utah.

it's shit like this that really gets me pissy.

y'know, in real life, i'm a very nice guy. i'm polite. i'm conscious of my surroundings, of how my actions may affect others. i'm not perfect, but i'm very AWARE of how my existence needs to be in tune with my environment. i don't try to force my ideas or beliefs on anyone. i keep to myself. sure i use this space as a sounding board for what is on my mind at any given time, but i don't go knockin' down peoples' doors, tellin' them how they should live.

unfortunately, i'm in the minority. the majority, on the other hand, finds it NECESSARY to police my sexy time parts, to crawl up inside womanhood's vaj and make decisions for her without her input. the majority tells our youth they should believe in invisible friends who practice bad science and that if they're good and do what they're told, they'll be able to live forever and maybe even get 72 virgins to fuck for eternity.

it leaves me tired. it leaves me sad.

i think i already know the answer to this question, but i still have to ask it: will the blanket idiocy EVER go away?

Internet fail

how in the fuck does this not have at least one million views???!!??!?!?

This is not what our forefathers envisioned

just after i hit "publish" on the last post detailing my escalating rage at the complete and seemingly irreversible STUPIDITY of society, i was forwarded this gem of a story that details how taxpayer money is wasted on convoluted and irresponsible witch hunts that focus on our kids for fuck's sake.

these are the crimes that these so-called "keepers of society" are busying themselves with?

if i could scream any louder i would.

Tell it

lately i've been finding myself increasingly angry at the complete stupidity of our society. in fact, i spend so much time being frustrated with the ignorant status quo, that i am fucking tired, man. i am so TIRED of trying to wake people up to the realities of modern day living that i just feel like crawling into a hole and disappearing for a while because shit seems to just get worse. crazytrains like santorum and delusional nitwits like the fat cats in congress continue to embarrass our species and it seems like they're only gaining momentum.

it's fucking scary.

D&E tells it straight.

A safe alternative to a k-hole

i think i'm sufficiently stuck.

Good news

despite the ever uphill battle against the delusional crazytrains hellbent on dictating how YOU should live, it's nice to know that occasionally people get it right.

congrats, washington. you did what everyone should do: let people marry who they wanna marry. period.

the only issue here is that it's just the 7th state of 50 to take action and that the majority of this bible-whipped country still has its head up its ass when it comes to basics like: LOGIC and REASON and MY BEDROOM IS NOT YOUR CONCERN, MUTHERFUCKER.

A picture of a painter...

...painting a picture of a painter painting a picture of a painter painting a picture of a painter painting a picture of a painter painting a picture of a painter painting a picture of a painter...

When a kiss was a kiss...

the more the technology loop tries to suck me in, the more i find myself longing for nostalgia -- for things that remind me of a better, simpler time. of course, it's all an illusion anyway and shit is just relative, but it does make me wonder: WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG, JADAKISS?!?!

that sentiment pretty much goes for all the ruff ryders, DMX especially. in college, my buddies and i would pimp out to all-things-DMX and i was convinced the world would never find a finer hip hop artist.

and then they all fell off the face of the earth and left me with worthless shit like chingy.

here's to those better, simpler times...

Reading sky daddy's invisible mind

one of the myriad ways xtrian delusionoids (and those of other religions as well) make me shake my head is their unwavering faith that they KNOW what "god" wants -- that they know what kind of god he is, how he'd react in certain situations, etc.

i find it particularly odd (and terrifying) that these freakshows say they KNOW this god so well, despite the fact that they still can't prove he exists and that their worldviews are based on poor bronze age storytelling.

if you KNOW god is such a supporter of women, why does his book repeatedly treat them like shit? like property? why does he make it okay for them to be ruled by their husbands and sons?

i simply don't understand how such a delusional lot can be so sure of its unfounded fantasyland other than to simply say: THEY'RE FUCKING CRAZY.

I can haz a baby tupac?

i think somebody's on to something here. what i wouldn't give for my very own baby tupac!!!

i'm serious, this could go WAY beyond baby alive and cabbage patch kids.

besides, society is ready for an expletive-spittin', henney drankin', gangsta baby.

(image via ihmp)

Better than going to an actual movie

"she smoked... um... something... it's not marijuana but it's... similar to... similar to incense"

Zelig skykiller's deep thoughts...

i love the fact that when you type "watch this when you're high" on the old youtube machine, up come a bunch of videos that you'd want to watch if you were high.

This makes me happy about life

Killing each other over imaginary friends

israel is now warning jews in the united states that iran is targeting them in a series of possible attacks.

same fucking ignorant story.

my imaginary friend is bigger and better than your imaginary friend.

for those religious moderates who still say we should just allow everyone to believe whatever it is they want, and let them do whatever it is they want to do when it comes to praising invisible sky daddies because it's IMPOLITE to pass judgement on such delusional idiocy, i ask you, AGAIN, are you ready to die because of these rampant running looney tunes!?!?!?

instead of allowing this sort of bloodshed to flourish, we should be focusing on educating the masses and informing them exactly why their delusions are not only asinine, but more important: DEADLY.

we wouldn't let some crazy math teacher run around telling our kids that 2+2=5 just because some nonsensical old book his daddy's daddy's daddy wrote during the bronze age said so.

WAKE.

UP.

Stop pandering to morons, moron

oh boy. now president obama is invoking the "name of jesus" and using the "this is what jesus would do" argument for his policies. i understand that, given the delusional nature of this country, that he has to feign some sort of religious allegiance, but the man is smart, right? so he knows what he's saying is bullshit, right?

pandering to the lowest level of intelligence by the political elite all for votes to keep their job makes my stomach turn.

Halle-fucking-lujah, kid