i was at my grandma's house, where i could get away with anything. she was out in the garden and i was on the front porch, playing with my star wars guys. i was about eleven or twelve years old.
it came time for there to be a ritual sacrifice among my star wars guys, so i doused one with grandma's aquanet (something i'd picked up from the bullies at school) then set him atop an empty mt. dew can... and struck a match... and llet him burn!!!!
and burn... *cough*
*cough-cough-cough* and... *cough*...
...burn and *cough-cough*... and...
i was suffocating on the fumes when --
grandma opened the front porch door and said:
"whadya doin' in here?"
"burnin' my star wars guys"
"oh. okay."
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