3.02.2010

The ultimate waste

one of the best parts of being human is the sex. sex is awesome! and if you're smart about it, you can have sex without making babies or getting diseases! how rad is that!

but there are a lot of people out there who have given up sex to devote their lives to make believe entities that no one has ever seen, heard, touched.

and i think that's a fucking tragedy.

so what happens to all that pent up sexual energy that father john and sister maria aren't using? well, some of it gets expended on innocent children i guess, but the rest of it, who knows. maybe they invert it and turn it into impenetrable spiritual energy, which is why they're so stuck in their love for unicorns and unresponsive to basic ideas like logic and reason.

it's too bad. i bet sister maria could show me a thing or two if only released from her imaginary prison.

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