More proof kids will believe whatever the fuck you teach them

they mirror mommy and daddy.

whatever you teach them, they'll follow.

i've talked about this.

but it can't be said enough: children DESERVE to grow up and make their own choices.

this is why religious schools are infuriating to me.

from an early age these schools teach kids: 1) crazy fantasy and myth as fact 2) intolerance 3) even crazier fantasy and myth as FACT

kids weren't asked to be brought into the world... but since they are here, the least we could do is give them a choice to be whoever they want to be, to be free from the shackles of superstition and bad science.

WAKE UP!

it's the very least we can do.

(image via i hate my parents)

Awwww yeah, jesus raps yo! B-Shoc!

uh.... somebody please tell me this is parody...

whether it is or not, you're bound to laugh your ass off... and if you can make it the entire five minutes without pissing your pants i applaud you!

thx jerod for the link!

The bible

also:

incest -- good

incest babies -- great

genocide -- awesome

(via the friendly atheist)

More infuriation (or, Petty criticism my ass)

apparently the pope's critics -- those (like myself) who are angered by his passive stance against and tolerance for known pedophiles in the priesthood -- are simply engaging in the "petty gossip of dominant opinion".

okay, popey pope. yeah. whatevs.

'cuz raping children under the guise of christianity sure is petty. what a fucking joke.

everything about the vatican makes me sick right now.

i'm apalled.

seriously.

and i'm not an idiot. i realize that the majority of catholics (while deluded and close-minded) are probably nice, kind people.

but isn't it a bit ironic that the same people who tout religion as being necessary to ensure moral standards somehow find baby-raping to be exempt from this necessary code?

the hypocrisy is as astounding as it is infuriating.

Well, duh, no shit

(via 9GAG)

"Pinata, filled with meat"

via smbc

(their comics kick ass. seriously. check 'em out.)

Shy chica

there's this super hot chick i see around my neighborhood.

she's perfect. for me. just perfect.

yet, every single time i stop and speak to her she just smiles past me, like i'm not even there; and what's worse is that she still looks hot while she's doing it.

here she is:

gorgeous eyes. beautiful smile. lots of money.

fucking perfect.

yes, this is very reminiscent of that episode of the office where michael scott falls in love with the chair catalogue chick... whom dwight later finds out is actually dead.

my love is probably dead too.

at least, that's what i'm gonna tell myself until tax season is over and she moves the fuck away.

You have GOT to be FUCKING kidding me

so now, not only are we educated folk subjected to the heinous idiocy of the sky god realm by having to recognize an old guy in a silly white hat as having some sort of revered opinion on world issues, but now we also have to be okay with the fact that under his not-so-watchful eye a whole shitload of pedophilia was "allowed" (at least, certainly not punished in a just manner) to permeate the church...

of course, this isn't really news to most of us... the molestation problems within catholosicm have been widely publicized for some time now. the real fucking joke is that since the pope is being exposed as an abettor in this mess, people (like myself) want him gone, and our loud cries for justice are quickly met with (yep, you guessed it) more fantasyland sky god bullshit:

says some "reverend" thomas doyle (a whistle blower in this case):

"the only person who can fire him [the pope] is god"

well, ain't that fucking convenient?

sorry, you're honor... i may have looked the other way while all these children's lives were being destroyed in order to keep the image of the church in tact, and you might think that a criminal act, but guess what, only god can punish me. haha! fucker!

except there's one little problem, popey pope, god is as real as my three way doublemint twins fantasy.

and let me tell ya, if that were real, i wouldn't be wasting my time writing about your sorry ass.

Darth vader-ed

why? because i fucking can.

that's why.

:-)

(thanks to i hate my parents and skull swap for the pics)

Force fed

yeah, yeah, i know. this is one cute, adorable picture.

but, metaphorically speaking, it opens the door on some pretty sick shit. let me explain:

look, my parents did a decent job of raising me. they're good people. except, there's this one thing they did that caused me a lot strife in life -- something i've not been able to shake openly and publicly until just recently... and that is that my parents force fed me the christian bullshit. they weren't holy roller evangelicals or anything like that, but it was pretty clear growing up that i had to be a christian and i had to be a christian for one reason and one reason only: because they were christians. and i think that's a pretty shitty thing for a parent to do.

yeah, sure, they meant no harm in it. they were just following suit, doing what they thought was right. but what they thought was right because society says it's right was actually pretty fucking harmful.

thinking your little jewish friend is gonna burn in hell and gnash her teeth while getting gang raped by satan and his evil minions for eternity is a fucking awful, fucking terrible, FUCKING LUDICROUS thing to teach a ten year old child. in the presence of elders, a ten year old child will believe that sort of shit and he will have nightmares and he will start talking to an invisible non-existent sky daddy in order to help prevent that situation... and when he finds out his little jewish friend's mom and dad say the same thing about him -- that he's destined for a life of eternal damnation, of skin melting heat, of infinitely brutal torture, because he doesn't follow the right sky daddy -- that kid will be REALLY FUCKED UP.

so we know this kid dressed in a care bear suit surrounded by care bears didn't dress up like that on its own. mommy and daddy did it. it was done for the amusement of the adults and the amusement of the adults only.

that kid had no fucking choice in the matter.

and if kids deserve anything, they deserve to have a choice.