Random reminder that muslims are crazy

of course, they're all crazy... jews, christians, hindus... nuts, all of 'em... but the muslims are the craziest.

so they require me to send out a random reminder:

remember, their canon calls for punishing all non-muslims by death. not kidding.

remember, their penalty for leaving and/or denouncing the religion is... death.

remember, making note of the two above, islam is certainly a religion of peace... as long as you believe the bullshit they preach. for those of us learned, level-headed free-thinkers, according to truly devout muslims, the only peace we deserve is...

FUCKING DEATH.

OceanLab -- "Come Home"

musically, i go through phases. lots of 'em. one week it's all phillip glass. the next i'm focusing on dimebag pantera riffs. after that, puccini.

and right now, i can't stop getting a hard-on from oceanlab's "come home" off the sirens of the sea remixed album.

it's been six long, treacherous yet ecstatic years that i stopped rollin' and livin' that unrated club life -- the one that got me in so much trouble...

but goddamn it if i don't still love the music from the scene.

i can never get enough vocal trance. if above & beyond could hook up with max cavalera and dolores o'riordan to create the funkiest trance mix ever i would definitely give up a nut for that.

Skeletor revolution!

fuck he-man, gimme skeletor!

seriously, i cannot be the only one who feels this strongly about the NEED to bring back skeletor and all skeletorial imagery and/or branding.

why the fuck not?

batman, ironman, superman, spiderman...

FUCK 'EM ALL GIMME SKELETOR!!!

the dude is a fucking skeleton head with the ripped body of something anatomically impossible. and he cackles. that fucking rules.

i know i'm not alone in this.

let us unite. really. now, you go first.

Jesus turns that water into wine, yo!

these guys are great. just great. enjoy!

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Yeah, i like porn, so what

greta christina is fucking cool. i like her. she's a great writer.

and she wrote this piece about an outlandish porn ultimatum a woman gave her boyfriend, that if he didn't stop watching porn she would leave him.

what a fucking bitch.

no one -- NO FUCKING ONE -- has any business telling me what i can and can't do on my own, private time, as long as i'm not hurting anyone or damaging one's property. those who try to meddle in such matters become personal enemies of mine... often for life.

i dated (wasted my time with) this one girl for over a year and she at one point broke up with me because she discovered (by going through my internet browser's history behind my back) that i had been *GASP* watching PORNOGRAPHY.

oh, no... really? me? a man? ya don't say? me? i watched porn? on the internet? oh shit... holy shit. oh no, no, no, fuck me. FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDER!!!

and get the fuck out of my life.

Star wars fail

please, someone tell me that patches was part of that prequel bullshit.

Jesus kickin' some serious ass...

a good friend of mine originally found this and i gotta be honest: i can't stop laughin' at it.

'cuz ya know... sure, sometimes jesus listens to what his followers ask... but most of the time he doesn't. right? i mean, he brought us earthquakes in haiti, hurricane katrina, broke my arm (twice) when i was just a toddler, he killed my great uncle in wwii, let my neighbor shoot his own brains out, allows priests to rape boys... and myriad other crazy shit. all the fucking time.

go get 'em , jesus!

Me love it too

probably the hardest thing i've ever done in my entire life was giving up cigarettes.

after 12 years of smoking a pack a day, my last cigarette was on december 30, 2009.

haven't had one since.

fucking hardest thing.

ever.

second hardest thing? not strangling religious people whom i would otherwise consider to be rather intelligent.

(image via engrish funny)

Sign me the fuck up!!!

of the things i absolutely LOVE in this life, BACON certainly makes the top three.

jesus? not even on the radar.

someone give this gal a fucking medal!!!

(image via i hate my parents)

Ave ma-fuckin'-ria, dude

ah.... here i am again... caught somewhere between the crux of religiosity and fantastic, orgasmic art.

they often meld. they're often confused as one. they certainly ain't.

this song is probably one of my favorite tunes of all time... especially when sung by my secret love, dolores o'riordan (i do sincerely love that woman).

so how do i sustain both my disdain for the church and my love for the music that it inspires?

i let go.

i...

just...

let it...

go.

:-)