Still tasting the rainbow

knee high rainbow socks make me as horny as a twenty-horned toad! i don't know why. maybe it harkens back to my ecstasy-laden candy-ravin' youth. not sure. but sometimes i will do a google search like this and then just salivate over the results.

i'm sure there's a fetish club for this rainbow sock lovin' addiction i got.

right?

Let them have (stormtrooper) cake

click *HERE* to see this fabulous creation.

ps, i wanna marry that girl.

"A Universe from Nothing" by Lawrence M. Krauss

i'm reading sam harris' The Moral Landscape right now (a fascinating albeit difficult to grasp at times read) and in checking in at mr. harris' website i found this recent interview with scholar lawrence m. krauss about his new book A Universe from Nothing.

I

GOTZTA

READ IT!!!

santa may not visit for another year, but zelig claus has a pocketful of hamiltons that'll do the trick.

Would you make out with your mannequin doppelganger?

hmm. if megan fox can do it, surely i can do it.

but i'd rather just make out with megan fox.

her mannequin doppelganger will work just fine, thank you.

Girl can still crash

as a man who has had many a crush in his life, it always tickles me (did i just fucking say that? did i just fucking say "tickles me"???) when a crush of years gone by resurfaces to kindle the inherent bonerjam.

gwen stefani occupied many of my dreams during my high school days.

but all of that was behind me, until this morning i walk into walgreeens and this is playing on the overhead speaker:

i had to stop and get a lil groove on before i continued with my otherwise pretty boring life.

BONERJAMZ!!!

Oh, miko

usually when i'm looking at miko sinz, she isn't wearing much.

but this pic was one i just had to share.

*le sigh*

I still love you, natalie

i love women of all shapes and sizes, but i have the most experience with the petite variety, and i must admit that i hold a special place in my heart for small gals. i am only 5'8 myself, so i guess my psyche probably gets off on being bigger than my mate; plus, for me, sex is more fun when you can pick your partner up and throw her around like a baton.

which is really just a long way of declaring (again) my undying love for natalie portman.

married and pregnant.

I FUCKIN MISSED THE BOAT!

Carl sagan's words: as important now as they were then

i finished reading carl sagan's the dragons of eden several weeks ago, but i've been consistently haunted by the hard-hitting foreshadowy warning he scribed in the very last pages.

he wrote (in 1977 mind you):

"There is today in the West (but not in the East) a resurgent interest in vague, anecdotal and often demonstrably erroneous doctrines that, if true, would betoken at least a more interesting universe, but that, if false, imply an intellectual carelessness, an absence of toughmindedness, and a diversion of energies not very promising for our survival.  Such doctrines include astrology (the view that which stars, one hundred trillion miles away, are rising at the moment of my birth in a closed building affect my destiny profoundly); the Bermuda Triangle "mystery" (which holds in many versions that an unidentified flying object lives in the ocean off Bermuda and eats ships and airplanes); flying saucer accounts in general; the belief in ancient astronauts; the photography of ghosts; pyramidology (including the view that my razor blade stays sharper within a cardboard pyramid than within a cardboard cube); Scientology; auras and Kirlian photography; the emotional lives and musical preferences of geraniums; psychic surgery; flat and hollow earths; modern prophecy; remote cutlery warping; astral projections; Velikovskian catastrophism; Atlantis and Mu; spiritualism; and the doctrine of the special creation, by God or gods, of mankind despite our deep relatedness, both in biochemistry and in brain physiology, with the other animals.  It may be that there are kernels of truth in a few of these doctrines, but their widespread acceptance betokens a lack of intellectual rigor, an absence of skepticism, a need to replace experiments by desires."

and now i ask you this: HAS ANYTHING CHANGED???????

Things that keep me up at night for $200, alex

Another random ode to greatness

much of who i am today in regards to my ability to ask questions and seek answers and be informed comes from the man blowing bubbles above.

i wish he were still alive. though i never met him, i feel like i know him, like i would know an uncle or grandfather.

i'm getting close to having finished all of his books. once i'm done reading them, i will face the tough reality that there aren't any more.

while some people might not see any issue with that, for me, it makes me... sad.

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The quest for bleach

like most impressionable middle-class youths in the early 90s, i was deeply in love with the revolutionary sound of nirvana. from the minute i heard the very first guitar riff from smells like teen spirit, i was a fan fanatic obsessed.

i recall saving my money so i could buy the entire album, one of the first three CDs i ever bought (the other two were queen's greatest hits and eric clapton unplugged).

but it wasn't until i found out that smells like teen spirit wasn't actually their debut album that i showed my first signs of being insane. of course, in those days, there was no internet, there was no itunes. if dude wanted some obscure music, he had to work hard to get it.

the music store where i bought my tapes and CDs was little help. they said they would try to order it but, for whatever reason, it couldn't be ordered.

but i didn't give up. some friends and i teamed up, and we began a rigorous search to find what we were looking for and after several weeks of letter writing, information pooling and lots of guts, we finally had a dubbed tape of the bleach album.

up to that point, i had never tasted such sweet victory, despite coming to the conclusion that indeed, bleach was a pretty shitty debut album.

Heroic gifs part 2

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Heroic gifs part 1

 

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Sweet dream

i have this dream a lot but instead of that red beach towel, princess leia is always sitting on my face.

In case you were wondering...

vanessa hudgens is still smokin' hot...

lindsay lohan????????

not so much.... which is a shame 'cuz she used to be bangin'.

What i do when giada delaurentis is on television

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in fact, i'd argue that giada has the greatest set of knockers SEEN on television. EVER.



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Um, i don't recall asking for an erection killer

how dare those bastards!?! i don't care what point they're trying to make, they took my beautiful, beautiful bride (to be) and pissed all over her.

THEY WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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15 1/2 years he's been gone and i'm still sick about it...

I MISS YOU CARL SAGAN!!!

New atheism ad campaign 7

The luckiest chair in the world...

hell, if there's no chance i can be that chair, i'd still give my left nut just to be that mouse.