This is a real breakfast of champions, bitch

sorry, but any time i see a plate full of bacon like that i get all wound up and start calling everyone "bitch".

nothing personal.

seriously though, is there really anything that tastes better than bacon?

no. the answer to that question is no. and you know it.

bitch.

Sign me the fuck up!!!

of the things i absolutely LOVE in this life, BACON certainly makes the top three.

jesus? not even on the radar.

someone give this gal a fucking medal!!!

(image via i hate my parents)