To fix or not to fix
...there's a lot of money to be made (and a lot of mistakes to be fixed) if the chinese would just take me up on my offer to fix their country's engrish epidemic. i would even do it for a modest fee.
but they just don't listen.
they'd rather sell boba tea by likening it to sucking on balls.
and while i've never done the sucking on balls myself, i'm pretty sure it's a lot different then sucking on honeydew-flavored tapioca.
but don't quote me on that. not yet.